Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward

Hey, dummy, this is a joke headline making fun of how some people think politicians, especially Republicans, are hypocrites. They pretend to care about 'values' but probably have wild parties in secret. The idea that a trans person would only ruin a 'coke orgy' instead of being taken seriously is what makes this so absurd. You're welcome for the explanation, now go get me some honey.