EVERYONE:
My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?
UGH- GROSS no way. I'm to pretty fo yo' ugly shortness.' Get the hell away from me.
:(((((
Hey Bae...You wanna try me? I'm 5'7...
Oooo, yeah...
Okay...You start..
Ok. I got huge boobs, I got two inplants ;) my B is huge, and I'm just sexy...
Ooo, I like that...I got BPAB...if u know lol. And I'm hot too
Yea....Wanna...u know...Date now?
Ya, I know dis was quick lol, peps mi think we fake...we ain't tho..right
Naw, I'm real. And the hottest girl u be seein' ever.
You know, my friend should be getting on another thing. Wanna join us?
Sur.
I have real big tits and I'm probably half your musty crusty age.
JJ
Hey...Wanna interveiw me plsss? I'm 5'3...