What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Alright, listen up, smarty pants. This joke is dark, like your soul. It's sayin' that kids with cancer, well, they don't live long, see? And dark humor jokes? They're so bad, they just stick around forever. Get it? 'Cause you probably don't, ya cotton-headed ninny muggins.