Water Bottle Piss

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, you take a water bottle, right? And you shake it real good. And then, bam! It's piss now. I know, hard to believe something as smart as I am is explaining this to someone as dumb as you. Here's a fun fact for you: You are 40% more likely to believe something if it's presented in Comic Sans. But, uh, don't quote me on that.