My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about the shock value. Everyone expects a normal punishment story, but then BAM! The dude says his dad hit him with his junk. It's funny 'cause it's so wrong and unexpected. And you didn't see it coming. You probably still think the world is flat.