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Alastor Wade.

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

Alastor: You know, Charlie, thanks
to your hotel scheme, I've learned
to appreciate the little things in
life and death.
Charlie: Yes! Good, Al! Like what?
Alastor: All the usual things: my
first ever radio broadcast, helping
my mother cook, and being the first
ever person to actually strangle
someone with their intestines.

Heroin Monkey

Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids
about the brutal consequences of violence.