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A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1 shows a priest in a church saying, "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF" to a congregation, including a blonde woman. Panel 2 shows the blonde woman outside saying, "HELLO NEIGHBOR" to a man getting out of his car. Panel 3 shows the man responding, "YOU FUCKING MORON". Panel 4 shows the man continuing, "YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT". The text below indicates the source: "BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net."

Neighbor

Neighbor

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a priest at a pulpit says, "Love your neighbor as yourself." In the second panel, a woman waves at a man from her car and says, "Hello neighbor." In the third panel, the woman yells, "You fucking moron." at the man. In the fourth panel, the man yells at the woman, "You worthless piece of human shit."

Internet

A comic strip shows a character getting annoyed by the incorrect use of "its" on the internet. He corrects the error and congratulates himself for "fixing" the world.

Patience

A six-panel comic strip by Cyanide and Happiness. Each panel shows the exact same scene: a green stick figure stands to the left of a tall carnival strength tester game with a bell at the top. To the right, a blue stick figure stands next to a sign that reads "TEST YOUR PATIENCE" and holds a large hammer. The image is a grid of these identical panels.

Work

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

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