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My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only person that can stay with me now is Satan. In real life, I would like to thank James Benitez, Malik Takahashi-Davidson, Daniel Kim, Andrew Cho, and Alex Goldstein. James, ever since you came from the Phillipines wearing a rainbow torn up tie-dye shirt and blue sunglasses in the fifth grade, you have been eternally my best friend. I love you to the moon and back. Malik, thank you for introducing me to everything. Skateboarding, cool clothes, and especially, good music. Thank you for inviting me to Nigeria when I was in middle school to visit your family. You are the stars, and I am the moon. Daniel and Andrew, thank you so much for being there right in the beginning, when I was just a confused little Chinese boy who barely spoke any English. You have been the best since day 1, and I hope you guys both go far. Alex, there is just no words for the kindness you’ve shown me. From helping me out with math work, to inviting me to your million dollar bar mitzvah in the seventh grade, you are the best handyman a guy can have. Of course, how would I not say things about WJE? Only the real ones know what this is, since I talk so highly about it to people I love. I have things to say for everyone, so sit tight! Kayla, you were kind of a bitch but you were pretty fucking awesome. You kept me company late at night and you were pretty cool. Cosmo, or should I say Lavi, you were the best person I met on WJE. You are kind, very smart, and have W political views. YAY ISRAEL! I used to hate your guts, because of the stupid Ryan allegations, but you are so chill. Madi, you are pretty fun even though I hate when you make fun of me. Although you definetly helped me out when I broke my poor legs in that car crash. Btw, My parents still hate me for crashing their BMW. I hope you and Jake go for so much longer. Which brings me to Jake, you are the coolest, most chill guy on WJE (oh shit, I can’t say that. Queen Amy is gonna kill me.) and you helped me out when I told you I wanted to kill myself (which whoops, guess I have already did it) and you’re just so fun to be around, even though you’re a fucking weirdo. Wade, I love you so so so so so so so so so much. More than I can express. You are the best person on WJE, the GOAT of alts, and you are amazing. I love you in a non-homosexual way. Jassy, or should I say Nate, you were literally the only person I wanted to share my thoughts with. You’re chill for a middle schooler, tbh. Arson, you are just a very silly person and you’re very comforting. I remember when we talked at 1 am that one time and we talked for hours. You’re really chill and I hope 11th grade is OK for you. Flappy, or as Emily says, wet hairy flap, you have W music taste. Tyler the creator is the greatest guy known to human kind. Btw, is your name Ivana? Hehe... Emily, you’re a bitch and I fucking hate your guts. That’s all i have to say about you because you’re the fucking worst and I hope you get another STD from Andrei or whatever your 11th boyfriend’s name is. Amy, you were pretty chill unless Jake was on. Feet, BBG! I love you man! Enjoy Texas, or don’t. The heat sucks. IWS, Bro from another hoe, or Ethan, I love you. You’re amazing and I hope you enjoy your new girlfriend <3 Ok that was long, but now we have the love of my life, my ride or die, Erin. I love you, so much. You are the best girlfriend I could ever ask for. You supported me, and I’m so sad you had to see me deteriorate. I’m sorry our plans to meet up in December in Shanghai failed. I hope you find someone else to comfort you, like Haerin or someone else. Or another guy. Love you soooo much. Ok, enough stupid thanks bullshit. Now time for the unofficial Will... I would like to give my life savings of approximatley $5,320.98 to my amazing sister, Elizabeth Li. You deserve it. I would like to give my love to WJE, because I love you all. And I would like to give pain to my abusive parents. Anyways, if you’re reading this, I’m dead. It’s been nice knowing you all. Zaijian, Li Zhengyu, Ingenious, or Ethan Li

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James told everyone on wje lounge to put this here so I did

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Is this real? He killed himself?? You guys were the ones telling him to do it, weren't you? This whole site is about telling people how horrible they are and that they should do. If you were one of those to tell him to kill himself...I hope you die. You're a horrible, ugly person. I did not like Ethan. I hated him, actually. However...never...I mean never..would I stoop this low. You guys, this whole site, are a bunch of cowards.

DIPSHIT

James told everyone on wje lounge to put this here so I did

R u leaving

oh boy

Anonymous

Is this real? He killed himself?? You guys were the ones telling him to do it, weren't you? This whole site is about telling people how horrible they are and that they should do. If you were one of those to tell him to kill himself...I hope you die. You're a horrible, ugly person. I did not like Ethan. I hated him, actually. However...never...I mean never..would I stoop this low. You guys, this whole site, are a bunch of cowards.

tf did I do

Just Blach

R u leaving

Prob

You're not going to hell, ethan. You are going to fucking heaven. The way you impacted our community is enough to get you to the gates. Our reaction to your death shows that. And you cared about so many people. You cared about your sister. You cared about James. You cared about Leo. You cared about Erin. You cared about Opal. You cared about IWS ethan. You cared about so many people. Love, though it may sound cringe, carried you to a high place in all our hearts. We had a place in your heart. You had a heart. And that's enough to get you to heaven. It's been almost 3 days since, yet I am still tearing up as I write this. You were a wonderful person. Your mistakes and your past didn't define you. I loved you as a friend.

Dont talk that way Dip, your good, your fine, if anything, I'm going to hell

Cosmo the lnterntobe

We all loved you

We all loved you so much. You broke our hearts. You shattered something buried deep within us. We lost something that we can never gain back. Nothing can replace you in our hearts, in our community, in our lives, and in our friendships. Fly high Ethan. Fly high like an angel. Because that is what you are.

CallMeLyxi

Dont talk that way Dip, your good, your fine, if anything, I'm going to hell

Me too ur a good person DipShit

Yo, Ethan, can you let me in WJE lounge?

Bro, I actually cried last night when I found out, seriously

Because he was a massive part of this community, we all predicted it was gonna die, all it took is the biggest part of WJE to commit and it happened

and I do too, I hope he goes, so he will be in a better place than me

I won't... I wanna try to get god to forgive me of my sins

And I still have family, I couldn't do that to them

Yo, here, heres another website you can use for public/private chatting

You'll have to make an account tho

I'm CallMeLyxi, like I am here

Also, Fly High Ethan Li Zhengyu

Yeah, I know, I am american, I just dont get all of these abbreviations

and making an account isn't hard, all you need is an email, an accounst name, and a password

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https://www.rphaven.com/register.php

go to WJE chat, password is Fly High Ethan

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Bro, ask and you shall recieve, I promise

CallMeLyxi

Bro, I actually cried last night when I found out, seriously

So many people cried after it

Cosmo the lnterntobe

So many people cried after it

I didn't cry eh (rip)

Holy fucking yapping of the yappingtons.

You simpletons don't realize this shit is for attention.

Even if he did kill himself, there is nothing to mourn for. No reason exists to commit suicide. It's just cheating life.

Cosmo the lnterntobe

You're not going to hell, ethan. You are going to fucking heaven. The way you impacted our community is enough to get you to the gates. Our reaction to your death shows that. And you cared about so many people. You cared about your sister. You cared about James. You cared about Leo. You cared about Erin. You cared about Opal. You cared about IWS ethan. You cared about so many people. Love, though it may sound cringe, carried you to a high place in all our hearts. We had a place in your heart. You had a heart. And that's enough to get you to heaven. It's been almost 3 days since, yet I am still tearing up as I write this. You were a wonderful person. Your mistakes and your past didn't define you. I loved you as a friend.

You dumbass. Anyone who kills themselves goes to hell. No exceptions.

You can't kys and expect God to accept you. You gave up on the life He gave you.

This lying nigger was active a day ago.

I would love to thundercunt a shotput ball at Mach fuck right in the disgusting faces of the subhuman retards who fake their own suicide.

Dagggerr

You dumbass. Anyone who kills themselves goes to hell. No exceptions.

nope

Cosmo the lnterntobe

i'm jewish. we don't have a hell

Being Jewish doesn't save you.

Hell very much exists for anyone.

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