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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

How the German people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis? There were an awful lot of red flags.

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!” A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?” The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!” Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Why can’t Hitler join the track? because he can’t even finish a race

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke. Hitler says, “Yes.” Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?” Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.

What planet did Hitler hate the most? Jewpiter.

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... never mind...

What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.

What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.

why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker

I saw a dad shaved his daughters head because she made fun of a woman with cancer. Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant women🤭