What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
TaylorSwiftBoat
I WANNA FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH WITHDRAWALS
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS