Jake ツ

KILL YOURSELF KALE

Imagine not having 100+ followers

GUYS GUYS LOOK AT MY ACT SCORES BE PROUD OF ME

HELL YEAH TERRY WINS

I told Wade this and I’m too lazy to type it out for all of you so here’s what I said

EVERYONE TAKE THIS TEST AND PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE COMMENTS

http://ricepuritytest.com/

SHOWER SUPREMACY

Come hang out while I’m on a road trip!

Post for cool people

I DIDNT GET TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MADI’S BOOBS

Rip Cort Bobain 😔

Yet another reason why we clearly need more moderators. People are posting gore and porn shit and nobody’s here to stop them. “Oh we only need one more and that’ll be good for now, the rest we can figure out later.” Yeah, fat fucking chance. Either do your fucking jobs or we’re getting new mods.

COSMO

I’m leaving the site for a week. You guys are annoying to deal with and I’d prefer to try and enjoy my spring break. Don’t kill yourselves or each other. Or do it, not my problem.

Happy Easter, WJE! He is risen!

Guess who just ate a whole ass pineapple

CONGRATULATIONS ELLIE

GUYS REMEMBER THAT HELLISH AMALGAMATION OF HOT GARBAGE IM WRITING? GIVE ME MORE IDEAS. I WILL PROBABLY WRITE ANYTHING SO IT CAN BE THE MOST RANDOM SHIT EVER

I’m writing a long ass story that has a weird but continuous plot. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments and I’ll incorporate them into my hellish amalgamation of hot garbage

Do you like pussy?