Jake ツ

You can’t fight the Homestuck ⠀ Proud boyfriend/husband of the most amazing and perfect girl to ever exist, Madi 💗🍩💗 ⠀ ✶ 🎀 ˙⊹ ੈ✰[𝒟𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎]✰ ੈ⊹˙ 🎀 ✶ ⠀
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I really gotta stop asking these, I just love starting discussions lmao.

New question! What’s everyone’s favorite musical artist/band and/or favorite song?

I am soooo fricking tired but part of me just wants to keep blasting music into my ears instead of just sitting in silence waiting to fall asleep

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

Sorry for spreading all this disgusting Reddit-ness lately, but what’s everyone’s favorite food?

Ok guys I’m bored so here’s another AskReddit type question:

What is the weirdest or coolest dream you’ve ever had that you can remember?

I missed one day of guitar and apparently now I have to perform something for the whole class tomorrow. Anyone know a song I can fully learn and perfect within the next 3 hours?

Changed my pfp, still keepin’ it spooky. If anyone knows where this skeleton is from, you are an absolute legend.

Well, today has quite obviously been a very eventful day on the site, particularly in the last few hours. Does anyone have any reflections regarding the events that have transpired here?

TL;DR for everyone who hasn’t been here in a bit:

Ashton was being creepy again |

Dagger increased his Chad level beyond 9000 |

And there were hundreds of messages that solely consisted of various insults and incessant arguing |

This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.

I know this isn't r/askreddit, but what's the craziest thing that's ever happened at your school? I have a bunch of stories that I'll tell later when I have more time, but I'm curious as to what wild stuff you've all experienced in your school years.

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!

Just realized that all of you in Australia are living a day ahead of me. What’s the future like?

Guys I just woke up 2 hours early and got completely ready. I forgot my school had a late start day lmao

What kind of music do you all like? Personally I love pretty much any rock song from the ‘70s to 2000s. Also a great variety of pop, so pretty much just a bunch of stuff.

I’ve got nothing better to do with my life so figured I’d go ahead and join the WJE community. Hi everyone, I’m Jake! Used my last name since just “Jake” was taken. I’ve been here for a couple years now, reading and posting jokes on anonymous accounts. Haven’t delved very deep into the community tan, but now that there’s one for memes I figured I might as well get involved. If there’s anything I should know about this place, I’d be glad to hear it! Otherwise, I’ll see y’all soon!

(Reposting cause I wasn’t in my acc)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.