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Guys I think I have some bad news about Hailey and Caitlyn. As you might have noticed, Hailey hasn’t been on at all today. Caitlyn and I think her parents found out about her discord as well as her acc on here. Cat’s been trying to message her all day but we haven’t heard anything, and I haven’t heard anything from Cat in hours. Now her profile seems to have undergone the same fate as Hailey’s, so it’s possible the same thing happened to her. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but I don’t think it’s good. Wish them luck.

Alright, I’m leaving, and I suggest everyone else should too. The hackers won’t do anything if nobody’s on. I doubt they’d stick around. I think a lot of people need a little break right now, so maybe take one. I’ll see you all in a bit.

Hey Matt, I’m not sure when or even if you’ll see this, but I wanted to talk about something I’ve been thinking about for a while. I’m not one to ask for things like this, but at this point I think it’s necessary. I’d like to request moderator status. As you might have seen, things have been...not ideal lately, to say the least. There’s hackers, bullies, etc., all over the place. I do my best to try and settle things down around here, but words can only go so far. If it’s alright with you, I’d like to become a mod so I can do a better job at helping people on here. Thanks.

Hey everyone, I’m doing an Ask Me Anything until the end of the day! (Or whenever the post loses relevancy). Feel free to ask whatever you’d like, I’ll be happy to answer! I’m so bored lmao

To all those who wish to know about the situation, here is the verdict:

NOBODY is going to be joining this "group."

It's hardly even a group. It is merely a joke, just a little fun between users.

This is NOT a "kingdom" and it is not some weird civilization. There's no "roles and jobs," none of that!! It's not even official.

And so, NO asking to join, NO giving yourselves roles, and NO obnoxious crap that we don't want to deal with.

All we ask is that you'd all quit causing drama. Thanks for understanding. If you have any further questions, we'll happily answer them.

USERS OF WORST JOKES EVER!!! I have a very pleasant announcement to make! Myself and Dagger, in honor of his helpfulness and Chad Energy, have crowned《 rmk 》the third Chad King of WJE. Treat him just as you would Dagger and myself. He will be aiding us in spreading Chadness all throughout the site, so be sure to congratulate him for his new title.

Guys, there’s a fake Dagger on here doing stupid crap. He’s got a ҉ in his name, so that stands out a lot. The real Dagger is in the comments, just ignore the idiot faker for now.

Alright people, it’s time to discuss a very important topic: DONUTS AND ICE CREAM

1. What is your favorite type of donut? Maple, Glazed, Chocolate, Jelly-Filled, etc.

2. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Vanilla, Chocolate, Cookie Dough, Rainbow Sherbet, etc.

Ok, so as many of you know, I love listening to and playing music. So I’m curious, for those of you who play an instrument, which do you play and why did you start playing?

Tomorrow I shall embark on a great journey. I will categorize and list ALL of my favorite songs, and then create a definitive list of playlists, each with a different category. Some categories will include “All my favorite Weezer songs,” “All my favorite ‘80s pop songs,” “All my favorite ‘80s and ‘90s rock songs,” etc. There will be countless lists, so it will be a long and quite possibly treacherous journey. The reward, however, will be worth it. In my quest to find myself in music, this is but a single step towards greatness. If anyone has any songs/artists/etc. that you think I should try out, please let me know.

How do you all feel about your school? Like, is it fun, boring, easy, hard, etc.? I know a lot of schools vary, and there’s probably an even greater variety since many of us on here are from different countries.

Just realized it ain’t spooky season anymore, so it’s time for a pfp change. I’m super indecisive, so enjoy this EarthBound duck until I eventually find a better one.

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more