Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
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Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake