Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
AG3.0
idkwtwa...
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco