100 s jokes

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.