100 s jokes
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescueπ¨βπ. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilotβs jacket and hat.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
FUCK YEA
Im the best at tetris
Community talk
Get on my level of PokΓ©mon , i got old school gyarados , full evolution of corvinight , rillaboom , a tag team vmax card of blastoise , charizard and pikachu , i got mew two v , i got rainbow incenaroar , i got 100's maybe 1000's more.