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Schrodinger's blowjob?
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Schödinger's Blowjob - Imagine you're blindfolded and
you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in
the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll
never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome
schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold
off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro,
Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's
neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would
you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/
thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk
permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the
blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till
your spirit hits the sky?

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