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Ronald Reagan
•Gets shot once
•Cries about it
•Immediately enacts gun
control like a scared baby
John F. Kennedy
.Gets shot twice
•Eats the first shot for breakfast
•Second shot blows his brains all
over his wife on live TV like a boss
Theodore Roosevelt
•Gets shot once while giving a speech
infront of a huge audience
•Laughs it off
•Continues to give his speech for the next
hour while roasting the would-be assassin

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CallMeLyxi

1 month ago

Trump

Gets shot once in the ear and shrugs it off

Almost get's shot playing golf and doesn't give a shit

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