Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Real GG Miller
I'm the real and only GG Miller.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.