Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."