what do you call people with adhd?
a brainless speeder
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
