Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
Why can’t Jesus judge gay people? He got nailed right before he died
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
fuk yall
trump is ass
