Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

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I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.