"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
