Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Autism Jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
The Harry Potter fanbase.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
