Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.