Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
ugh i hate anons there so anonnoying
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
"Don't have sex" -Jake
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
