Dishwasher jokes
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.