My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
whats an other name for cuming inside of a woman
loading the dishwasher
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
your so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? a dishwasher
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
