Worst Jokes Ever
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.