Worst Jokes Ever
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."