Worst Jokes Ever
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.