Worst Jokes Ever
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
You built like you in the 1980's!
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met