Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
