Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

Who are the fastest readers?

The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?

A bath bomb 💣

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.

What does an orphan call a kidnapping?

A surprise adoption.

Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?

Because he couldn't breathe.

I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.

Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

A: A rapist.

What’s the difference between air and a six year old?

Air has resistance.

Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?

Wait... nevermind.

An officer confronts two congressmen.

He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.

How do you punish blind kids?

Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.