Worst Jokes Ever
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.