Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?