How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people. And then it exploded.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? With a taste test
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
