What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Worst Jokes Ever
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
