do you know why I'm scared of Bungy jumping? because i was brought into this world by broken rubber i want wanna be taken out of this world by broken rubber
Anonymous
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming
what do you call people with adhd?
a brainless speeder
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
What’s the difference between Stephen hawking and a walk-in talkie
He can’t walkie or talkie
Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
What do u call a blind German. A nazi(not see)
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
hey
There used to be Wonder Woman. Now we wonder, what is a woman.
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
ugh i hate anons there so anonnoying