whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
i love u like my cuts deeply
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
i got them red Gucci bracelets
