Self Harm

Self Harm Jokes

Friend

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

Tiger

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

Emo girl

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

Emo girl

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

Mental Illness

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

Emo

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

Entrepreneur

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Me: Oh, I wan-

Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

School

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Mother

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

Ghost

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

Slit

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

Thunder

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...