My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :( How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:( How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.