Self Harm jokes
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
My joke is:
My life.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."