Self Harm Jokes

why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because its a battlefield

What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter

The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)

What is a self harm persons favorite game

Fruit ninja

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

what part do people slit the most? everyone

I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday

What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.

i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim

Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.

What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^