Self Harm

Self Harm Jokes

Scar

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.

Scar

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

Wrist

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Way

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Cutter

Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

Emo

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

Paper

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

Way

What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?

Through my arm.

Depression

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

Suicide

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.