Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
your momma OHHHHH
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)