How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage"
If you guessed "Marriage" your stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never get's old to him. Just like the baby.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear
White vans
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
