Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
September 11 bring your plane to work day
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No it’s a 9/11 victim
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
cmon guys 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
