my wife called me pedophile that is a big word for 2 year old
My fish can break dance. only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie
Family photo
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
Why can't Mexicans play uno
Because they can't get.a green card
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos
Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do u call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter its not coming anyways
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera