The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads