Satire jokes
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Zionism and jihad are brothers
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Russia—the real joke.