Common jokes
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.