What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists?
They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
