What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
Whats the definition of disgusting? Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother & sucking 6 out!
What do you all a fish with no eye’s? A fsh.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same but no aliens for the disabled person
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.