what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
