Common

Common Jokes

Suicide

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing.

Slave

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

Gay Men

What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

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  • Comeback

    What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?

    They are all insane comebacks!!!

    Shotgun

    What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

    Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

    Cellar

    What does a kid and wine have in common?

    Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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  • Toilet Paper

    What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

    Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

    Emo

    What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

    Hitler knows when to kill himself!

    Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Orphan

    Girl: "Come over."

    Orphan: "I can't."

    Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

    Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

    Demon

    What does my head and hell have in common?

    They both have demons in them.

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  • Pedophile

    What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

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  • Year

    What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

    It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

    Sex

    What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

    You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

    Black Hole

    Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

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  • Stripper

    What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

    Dick

    What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

    Gun

    What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

    When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...