Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
How do you know if an Asian is a failure? Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li
What's the difference between a dog from asian person and a cat from an Asian person? Only the taste
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong
how do asians name there kids?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call an Asian k9 E10
