Asian jokes
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Them asians are built diffrent
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian? The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.