Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a teleBONE.
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers? Hang in there.
man 2001 just called they want a tower back
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
