Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
what do you call a surprised Asian
Ho Lee Fuc
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
I got that dawg in me Said the Asian men after lunch
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one
