Asian jokes

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.

What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?

Some smile, others beam.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.

What kind of pizza do Asians get?

Prain.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha-ching!

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.