I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
How do you disrespect an Asian
Give them driving lessons
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
your mom
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What language do Asian Karen’s speak? Demandarin.
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
