There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
Why didn't the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What do you call an asian Chihuahua A Konichiuahua
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
why cant Asians play baseball
because they ate all the bats
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.
