What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
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My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Whatβs Christian and holey?
JFK
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?", the priest asks. "Christian kittens", the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box", he says, "It's the cutest thing!" The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens", she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were "Christian kittens!!!" "They were", she says. "Now their eyes are open".
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
Why did the ACLU blocked π« π± the cellphone number of βΊ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone π± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg! Atheist: you prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.