Transgendered jokes
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.