Transgendered Jokes

Rape

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

Month

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Boy

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

Casualty

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

Parody

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

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  • Song

    What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

    ~they're both a dick in a box.

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  • Charity

    I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

    I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

    Transgender People

    Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

    A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

    Friend

    My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

    Trans woman

    What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

    “It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

    Jacket

    How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

    How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

    Military

    I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

    Wikipedia

    I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

    Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.