Down Syndrome jokes

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?

Vegetable soup.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.