Rape jokes

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

It's not rape if you're both crying.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020