Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying rape you? Rub it
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
it's not rape if you're both crying
i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"
